With the general pessimism that exists surrounding our political leaders, I’m not sure who you’d choose to negotiate with powerful aliens over the fate of the human race, but I feel safe in asserting that your choice would not be Henry. Dressed in a cheap suit, and possibly an alcoholic, Henry does not cut a very imposing figure. As for his skills as a lawyer? Well, he claims that his best strategy for winning in the courtroom is to have the other guy not show up.

Yet, here we are. Henry is representing humanity from an aggressive resource grab from an alien race. The fate of billions of lives rest on Henry’s acumen—and Henry is hungover.

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